reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

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  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo

promoted:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

image

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"Missing her kept me awake more than the coffee."

John Green, An Abundance of Katherines  (via meilleursjours)

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gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

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neueports:

ohreinababyy:

phatbootycuties:

Rhythmic Gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s First Pitch. Impressive.

3rd guyy is all set to smash.

plottin on the low, schemin on the low

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Timestamp: 1405980118

neueports:

ohreinababyy:

phatbootycuties:

Rhythmic Gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s First Pitch. Impressive.

3rd guyy is all set to smash.

plottin on the low, schemin on the low

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

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